Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. He then stares at a poster of a handsome man named Sir Justin stuck to the bottom of the canopy above them. Now I need their blessing? What? FIONA: No! Huh? GODMOTHER: Harold! Weve got to stop that kiss! Donkey screams in pain. Id give anything to have him back. The dog continues to bark and Shrek roars in its face. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. The mouse lands with a thud. He opens the cart to reveal Puss and Donkey crammed inside. Godmother is sat across from Harold, and next to her sits Charming. LILLIAN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. Ooo, pantyhose! Well, lets explore that, shall we? This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. Shrek covers Puss' mouth with his finger. They both gag until Shrek spits his spoon out onto the table. Move em on! The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. Finally, the Shrek script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz. DONKEY: We cant be lost! The furniture dances around Fiona. Well, heres to us, Fiona. HAROLD: uh, we, we make this a quick visit. GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? We both acted like ogres. Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. Hold the phone. HAROLD: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. You drink that, theres no going back. He turns the page to the next entry in the diary. I was just taking care of your love nest for you. A guard uses a catapult to launch a fireball right at Mongo's chest. Oh. Harold tries to leap away but Lillian catches him. Shrek puts on the nobleman's powdered wig and his clothes, which are much too small for him. Not me. The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! Donkey runs over to a bush in the shape of a busty figure. Godmother hands Charming the axe. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. Suddenly they are in a spacious room. See, youre allergic to that stuff. What about Shrek 2: Day of the Donkey? Think about that. Shrek rips off both drumsticks off the turkey and bites them. Ho-ho-ho-oh, shoot! Shrek: Trust me. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are hidden further up the road. She notices Fiona, and both gasp. A cute, button nose? Move em down! GODMOTHER: Banish your blemishes, tooth decay / Cellulite thighs will fade away! Animated Films Wiki. DONKEY: Yup that's me. SHREK: Thanks, but weve got all the happiness we need. One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. Shrek: Oh, boy. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget. Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. Shrek notices a set of doors at the other end of the room with a sign above that reads "Potion Room". CHARMING: Fiona, my Princess. SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." And well, nowwere sexy! Donkey sighs. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Withjusta. DONKEY: Hey, ladies! Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. "A tear drop away." This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . The dance floor is empty, except for Shrek and Fiona still slow dancing. (sighs) But I love Fiona more. Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. You love Fiona. There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. In one of my nine lives I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela! Then he makes a popping sound with his mouth. Ow! The band accompanies them. HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. Donkey and Shrek race off as Puss turns to face the guards. HAROLD: Thats not little! HAROLD: Charming! SHREK: Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. Shrek and Fiona hold each other's hands as they are engulfed in a magical aura and float into the air. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! DONKEY: Thats right! Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Fiona! Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. GODMOTHER: Stop them! He opens it to see a book inside, but the box start playing music. Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. NARRATOR: It's time for the men in steel to teach these madcap mammals their "devil may mare" attitudes just won't fly! DONKEY: Oh, yeah, that. Fiona walks out of the room and grabs her suitcase. Oh, I should lighten up?! Thats mine. Right. On the island is a massive, stone prison with a giant tower. JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? GODMOTHER: You better get in. What you talking about? SHREK: Look. Thats the best friends job. Pick me! SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. [The film begins with a book like the first film and opens by itself, it's pages turning as a male voice narrates like before] Male Voice: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. DONKEY: Well, I guess there is one thing Donkey drops the act and Puss jumps out from behind him, pointing his sword at the nobleman. Ride em up! Women can be heard whispering. Later, the potion has dried up and Fairy Godmother shouts at the doves. Well This isnt a good time, pumpkin. Already our minds are becoming one. Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. PUSS: No problema, boss. DORIS: Hey, buddy, let me clue you in. Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. [mimics Shrek roaring]. DONKEY: You do now. A stream of light cuts through the darkness illuminating a beautiful but worn book. HAROLD: Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed. All right! Look, guys. Shrek saddles up on Donkey's back with Puss. Suddenly, thunder sounds and gray clouds move in above them. Track listing All tracks written by Harry Gregson-Williams. PUSS: Hey! They bore me to tears. Coming! Who is this? Fiona looks at Harold and Shrek, and then runs out of the room. I dont want to lose our daughter again, Harold. I can whinny! Make yourself useful and go keep watch. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! GODMOTHER: Dont you think youve already messed her life up enough? Shes a princess, and youre an ogre. Youre still going to be king. Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. Puss climbs on top of his head and grabs it. He lowers the drawbridge for the rest of the group. (singing) The sunll come outtomorrow. SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? So are Shrek and Fiona, who are both now ogres. The furniture starts to animate and move around. How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball? Its all right! Shrek runs for the door, but Godmother uses her magic to close it. The wand bounces on the ground and activates. The mucus is sparkling blue. Shrek climbs up and gets through. This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . DONKEY: Wow! Oh No! Later as they pass through the forest, their dwarf driver is now covering his ears as he holds the reigns. Nice day for a parade, huh? And shell never forgive you if you dont. My one chance to fix things up with Fionas dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you! The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway. The chef and a host of servers enter the room with dinner, including a whole turkey , lobster, and a pig. DONKEY: What? Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. Shrek: Just eat your goobers and shut your gob, okay? FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! SHREK: We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. Donkey solemnly walks out the door and shuts it behind him. Cyclops opens the door and lets Harold in. Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. Fine! Want a taste? Oh[laughs] No ogres! / Your troubles will soon be gone! Oh! He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels. PUSS: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Im Im not in the mood. Shrek leans Fiona over and they kiss. Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess--. The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. DONKEY: Hey come on Shrek! Shrek and Fiona lay in bed, which is just big enough to fit them both. AFTER!!!!!!!!! Harold walks off before Fiona reaches them. Oh, arent they adorable! LILLIAN: Fiona does. LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. Behind them, Harold enters inside wearing his cloak. Fiona takes a sip from the other cup and smiles. MIRROR: For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call! He is now a white stallion. But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! HAROLD: Well, hes not a guy, per se. He sniffs it and shows the camera. SHREK: Tell her, Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! Meet their mamas! SHREK: Oh no, we usually prefer the ones whove been locked away in a tower! The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty WomanNo, no, no, no, no! Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to thisthisthing? A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. HAROLD: Darling, Im just thinking about whats best for you. Fiona, is this what you want? Move 'em on! Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. GODMOTHER: You couldnt just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone. No. I hope Im not interrupting anything. DONKEY: Oh, God! You were supposed to give her the potion! 11. Yeah! In his surprise, Shrek drops Fiona to floor. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. Mongo starts to giggle and follow Donkey. Oh, no ogres! I would think youd be happy for me. SHREK: You know, shockingly, this isnt making me feel any better. He leans her over for a kiss, but they are interrupted by Donkey, who is suddenly standing next to them again. Im here to make it all better. Harold and Lillian run over to Fiona and kneel over her. The son gets a look at the scene and tries to hide back inside. Thick, wavy locks? Whats happening, everybody? Think of the saddest thing thats ever happened to you. GODMOTHER: Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. O-otherwise Im up all night. Were from the union. That's good point Larry. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. Well take care of everything. And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. You see, II need to have someone taken care of. Kiss her now! Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. Im just so darn bored! Find Princess Fiona! Why? Thats something no amount of potion will ever change. A shadowy figure sits with their boots on a table. I already have a true love. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. DONKEY: What do you mean, "not on the list"? Why are you grabbing me?! The knights proceed to throw Shrek, Donkey, and Puss into the back of a metal wagon. DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! Sorry. Harold and Lillian are with servants outside in a courtyard, looking at different samples of carpet. HAROLD: Uh, darling. Sharpen their pitchforks? Its for the best. You know, you didnt exactly roll out the Welcome Wagon! She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. DONKEY: Hey, whats going on? Shrek 2 is a transcript. Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. She sobs and Shrek takes her in his arms. DONKEY: Say something crazy like "Im wearing ladies underwear!". You are going to have one satisfied Princess. She is not in. Donkey: And before they knew it, they were hitched. Lillian scoffs and sends the servants away. The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. SHREK: And guess what, princess? Oh, get it off! What kind of title is that? She sits up with concerned look on her face. He lies down beside them. The same happens to Donkey. To both of you. Fiona turns to Shrek, who is clearly not enjoying this. Head em up! Shrek sits down on a nearby rock, looking down. Harold and Lillian follow her. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. What--what did you say? Harold tries to start walking back but Lillian urges him forward. FIONA: Will you Stop it? SHREK: Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. DONKEY: And lets face it. Well just have to come up with something smarter. Right! She hears a voice come from a room to her right. GODMOTHER: Charming. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. (sighs) Im sorry, all right? Thumbelina? FIONA: (chuckles) Lookthank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really dont need all this. The furniture move back to their original positions. Shrek groans. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". Head em up! PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! Jerome, who is now a dove, flies over carrying a clipboard. Charming shrugs at the Fairy Godmother, who is across the room and by the stage. Get us out of here! FIONA: Oh, come on! SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. MAIDEN #2: Look look look, I told you he was here. I'm gonna laugh, too. FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. SHREK: Quit messing around! The book opens revealing a picture of lovely princess running over a field with a fairy-tale castle in the background. ] Shrek stands nervously. Donkey eyes Puss suspiciously as he whispers into Shrek's ear. A good use for your mouth. Shrek and Puss are riding Donkey through the streets of Far Far Away. PUSS: Well you dont exactly smell like a basket of roses. The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. Right, Harold? SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. Happiness, comfort and beauty divine.". Charming continues to wave and blow kisses. GODMOTHER: So Fiona and Charming will be together. Look! Godmother continues to sing. Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. FIONA: Shrek! Puss leaps back over them, cartwheeling in the air, lands back in his boots and picks up his hat and sword. Desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming! SHREK: Because if you kiss me nowwe can stay like this. She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. Shrek reads the label on the potion. Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management He notices an ornate clock that features a prince and princess kissing, and then turns onto his back. I dont want to die. Is there anything I can do for you? Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. 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